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Every red-blooded male becomes a blubbering buffoon when a big pair of boobs come into his view. But that's no big deal because the last thing he wants to do is talk anyway. So listen up sluts! If you're looking for a quick fuck how about you just zip your lips, take off your shirt, then lay flat down and shout "Bang My Big Tits"! |
