| She got married way too young... you got married to a woman who became a fucking monster right after the ring slid passed her knuckle. That's when your vows quickly became "As soon as she goes to work I'm gonna have my hot Latina neighbor meet me on the back porch for a quick suck and fuck!" That's Latin Adultery... |
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Handjob Harry knows that the reason women get a wedding ring instead of a wedding dildo is because the most important part of their bodies are their hands! You can fuck a girl and she'll feel just like all the others, but when she grips your groin and gives it a tug, you find out right away if she has any skills... or if she is just another set of holes! |
