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Does your dick deserve to be treated to a $6.00 per minute private one on one online live show? Probably not, but before you save up six month's salary and spend it on a diamond ring for your girlfriend... or waste a few hundred bucks taking some chick to dinner... ask yourself if you wouldn't be better off spending $100 on a live whore who will do pretty much anything you tell her to do? |
