| Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
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These women are so ancient that their parts ought to be condemned like an old building full of cob-webs! They wanted one last try to get their vaginas pumped out by man meat to see if they can still secrete enough fluid to moisten a lover's shlong... after today they promise to put their pussies away forever. Unless the Grim Reaper wants to fuck them himself! |
