| Every red-blooded male becomes a blubbering buffoon when a big pair of boobs come into his view. But that's no big deal because the last thing he wants to do is talk anyway. So listen up sluts! If you're looking for a quick fuck how about you just zip your lips, take off your shirt, then lay flat down and shout "Bang My Big Tits"! |
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You marry a really hot chick and things are going well so you move into a new neighborhood. Your wife makes friends with all the ladies around town and she thinks they just want to be part of a book club to throw Tupperware parties. Then one weekend you go out of town and she finds out she is the MILF Next Door. Lesbian neighbors banging your hot wife in DVD quality videos... so you can watch them when you get back to the house! |
