You know you've been watching a lot of porn when you can't pass a sign for an 'ATM' without snickering. The same goes for your typical glazed donuts shop, since that white sticky mess probably reminds you of something a bit more nasty. One visit to Sperm Glazed, where whores faces are splattered and stained by massive cum loads of gooey splooge and you'll never look at vanilla frosting the same way again! |
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The song always said "Mommas don't let your offspring grow up to be cowboys..." but the parents of these young ladies would be a lot happier if these daughters did grow up to be cowgirls. Instead they can't do much to change the fact that these lovely ladies have decided to be pornstars instead. It's Daddys Worst Nightmare! |