| There's nothing worse than a cock tease who makes you think you're gonna get lucky, but at the last minute sends your blue balls packing. So if you sense that you're probably going to get laid, don't hang back and Throw It In Her right away. As you start to fuck her senseless she'll be too sopping wet to complain! |
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You know you've been watching a lot of porn when you can't pass a sign for an 'ATM' without snickering. The same goes for your typical glazed donuts shop, since that white sticky mess probably reminds you of something a bit more nasty. One visit to Sperm Glazed, where whores faces are splattered and stained by massive cum loads of gooey splooge and you'll never look at vanilla frosting the same way again! |
