| You know you've been watching a lot of porn when you can't pass a sign for an 'ATM' without snickering. The same goes for your typical glazed donuts shop, since that white sticky mess probably reminds you of something a bit more nasty. One visit to Sperm Glazed, where whores faces are splattered and stained by massive cum loads of gooey splooge and you'll never look at vanilla frosting the same way again! |
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When you're young, having a sister can be a real pain in the ass... but when you get to be in your late teens, a sister is nothing more than a recruiter for hot teen friends who visit her room. Isn't it convenient that her room is so close to yours when your sister leaves for a while and her hot friend wanders over to ask what you've been up to?! |
