| You marry a really hot chick and things are going well so you move into a new neighborhood. Your wife makes friends with all the ladies around town and she thinks they just want to be part of a book club to throw Tupperware parties. Then one weekend you go out of town and she finds out she is the MILF Next Door. Lesbian neighbors banging your hot wife in DVD quality videos... so you can watch them when you get back to the house! |
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Batten down the hatches on the poop deck because when Captain Stabbin heads out to sea you can bet there is going to be quite a storm. Nobody harpoons hot asses quite like the Captain and that frothy white splash on the faces, tits and asses of these sexy mermaids ain't surf-water, it's spunk! |
