She may be married but she spends an awful lot of time outside in her yard walking around in next to nothing and smiling at you. Is she just flirting harmlessly or is she looking for a Neighbor Affair with you? |
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You know you've been watching a lot of porn when you can't pass a sign for an 'ATM' without snickering. The same goes for your typical glazed donuts shop, since that white sticky mess probably reminds you of something a bit more nasty. One visit to Sperm Glazed, where whores faces are splattered and stained by massive cum loads of gooey splooge and you'll never look at vanilla frosting the same way again! |