| When the sexiest girl you have ever met walks into a room and asks you and your friend "Pussy or Ass?" the only intelligent response is "Both!" |
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There's nothing worse than a cock tease who makes you think you're gonna get lucky, but at the last minute sends your blue balls packing. So if you sense that you're probably going to get laid, don't hang back and Throw It In Her right away. As you start to fuck her senseless she'll be too sopping wet to complain! |
