| You know you've been watching a lot of porn when you can't pass a sign for an 'ATM' without snickering. The same goes for your typical glazed donuts shop, since that white sticky mess probably reminds you of something a bit more nasty. One visit to Sperm Glazed, where whores faces are splattered and stained by massive cum loads of gooey splooge and you'll never look at vanilla frosting the same way again! |
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Batten down the hatches on the poop deck because when Captain Stabbin heads out to sea you can bet there is going to be quite a storm. Nobody harpoons hot asses quite like the Captain and that frothy white splash on the faces, tits and asses of these sexy mermaids ain't surf-water, it's spunk! |
