| You know you've been watching a lot of porn when you can't pass a sign for an 'ATM' without snickering. The same goes for your typical glazed donuts shop, since that white sticky mess probably reminds you of something a bit more nasty. One visit to Sperm Glazed, where whores faces are splattered and stained by massive cum loads of gooey splooge and you'll never look at vanilla frosting the same way again! |
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Go out on Big Tit Patrol as part of the ride-along program with big tit inspectors who gather gorgeous top-heavy honeys and take the time to get to know them better. The first part of any good patrol work is getting to know the people in the neighborhood as you walk the beat... just be thankful you've been assigned to work in pornstar row! |
