| You marry a really hot chick and things are going well so you move into a new neighborhood. Your wife makes friends with all the ladies around town and she thinks they just want to be part of a book club to throw Tupperware parties. Then one weekend you go out of town and she finds out she is the MILF Next Door. Lesbian neighbors banging your hot wife in DVD quality videos... so you can watch them when you get back to the house! |
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Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
