| When you're young, having a sister can be a real pain in the ass... but when you get to be in your late teens, a sister is nothing more than a recruiter for hot teen friends who visit her room. Isn't it convenient that her room is so close to yours when your sister leaves for a while and her hot friend wanders over to ask what you've been up to?! |
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Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
