You know you've been watching a lot of porn when you can't pass a sign for an 'ATM' without snickering. The same goes for your typical glazed donuts shop, since that white sticky mess probably reminds you of something a bit more nasty. One visit to Sperm Glazed, where whores faces are splattered and stained by massive cum loads of gooey splooge and you'll never look at vanilla frosting the same way again! |
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What happens when superstars of the porn industry are offered cash to spread their ass cheeks? These sexy sluts start screaming Attack My Ass! All thoughts of health and safety fade in their minds and the only thing that matters to them is the all mighty dollar. Are they doing it just for the money? Of Course they are! Does your dick care why they are letting it see their buttholes get banged? Hell no! |