You know you've been watching a lot of porn when you can't pass a sign for an 'ATM' without snickering. The same goes for your typical glazed donuts shop, since that white sticky mess probably reminds you of something a bit more nasty. One visit to Sperm Glazed, where whores faces are splattered and stained by massive cum loads of gooey splooge and you'll never look at vanilla frosting the same way again! |
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Fresh faced smut starlet wannabees who answer an ad in their local paper and show up on their own dime to take part in the "audition interview." These are girls you have not seen before and may not ever see again, get 'em while they're hot! |