The song always said "Mommas don't let your offspring grow up to be cowboys..." but the parents of these young ladies would be a lot happier if these daughters did grow up to be cowgirls. Instead they can't do much to change the fact that these lovely ladies have decided to be pornstars instead. It's Daddys Worst Nightmare! |
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She got married way too young... you got married to a woman who became a fucking monster right after the ring slid passed her knuckle. That's when your vows quickly became "As soon as she goes to work I'm gonna have my hot Latina neighbor meet me on the back porch for a quick suck and fuck!" That's Latin Adultery... |