| You know you've been watching a lot of porn when you can't pass a sign for an 'ATM' without snickering. The same goes for your typical glazed donuts shop, since that white sticky mess probably reminds you of something a bit more nasty. One visit to Sperm Glazed, where whores faces are splattered and stained by massive cum loads of gooey splooge and you'll never look at vanilla frosting the same way again! |
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She got married way too young... you got married to a woman who became a fucking monster right after the ring slid passed her knuckle. That's when your vows quickly became "As soon as she goes to work I'm gonna have my hot Latina neighbor meet me on the back porch for a quick suck and fuck!" That's Latin Adultery... |
