| There's nothing worse than a cock tease who makes you think you're gonna get lucky, but at the last minute sends your blue balls packing. So if you sense that you're probably going to get laid, don't hang back and Throw It In Her right away. As you start to fuck her senseless she'll be too sopping wet to complain! |
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Every red-blooded male becomes a blubbering buffoon when a big pair of boobs come into his view. But that's no big deal because the last thing he wants to do is talk anyway. So listen up sluts! If you're looking for a quick fuck how about you just zip your lips, take off your shirt, then lay flat down and shout "Bang My Big Tits"! |
