Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
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You've been hanging out with the same crew for guys for years. One of them has the hottest mom. It doesn't even matter how hot she is, only that she is the hottest mom of the bunch. You get a bit older, you make your move... and the next thing you know, yer balls-deep in My Friend's Hot Mom! |