| There's nothing worse than a cock tease who makes you think you're gonna get lucky, but at the last minute sends your blue balls packing. So if you sense that you're probably going to get laid, don't hang back and Throw It In Her right away. As you start to fuck her senseless she'll be too sopping wet to complain! |
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Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
