| Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
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Batten down the hatches on the poop deck because when Captain Stabbin heads out to sea you can bet there is going to be quite a storm. Nobody harpoons hot asses quite like the Captain and that frothy white splash on the faces, tits and asses of these sexy mermaids ain't surf-water, it's spunk! |
