| Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
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You look out the window too tired to get out of bed just yet... and she pops into your mind. The bartender, the stewardess, the teacher, the student, the nanny, the cop, the nurse - let the prettiest pornstars perform for you in each and every one of the American Daydreams that you can think of! |
