| She may be married but she spends an awful lot of time outside in her yard walking around in next to nothing and smiling at you. Is she just flirting harmlessly or is she looking for a Neighbor Affair with you? |
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Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
