| Batten down the hatches on the poop deck because when Captain Stabbin heads out to sea you can bet there is going to be quite a storm. Nobody harpoons hot asses quite like the Captain and that frothy white splash on the faces, tits and asses of these sexy mermaids ain't surf-water, it's spunk! |
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Every red-blooded male becomes a blubbering buffoon when a big pair of boobs come into his view. But that's no big deal because the last thing he wants to do is talk anyway. So listen up sluts! If you're looking for a quick fuck how about you just zip your lips, take off your shirt, then lay flat down and shout "Bang My Big Tits"! |
