| Batten down the hatches on the poop deck because when Captain Stabbin heads out to sea you can bet there is going to be quite a storm. Nobody harpoons hot asses quite like the Captain and that frothy white splash on the faces, tits and asses of these sexy mermaids ain't surf-water, it's spunk! |
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Go out on Big Tit Patrol as part of the ride-along program with big tit inspectors who gather gorgeous top-heavy honeys and take the time to get to know them better. The first part of any good patrol work is getting to know the people in the neighborhood as you walk the beat... just be thankful you've been assigned to work in pornstar row! |
