| When the sexiest girl you have ever met walks into a room and asks you and your friend "Pussy or Ass?" the only intelligent response is "Both!" |
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Handjob Harry knows that the reason women get a wedding ring instead of a wedding dildo is because the most important part of their bodies are their hands! You can fuck a girl and she'll feel just like all the others, but when she grips your groin and gives it a tug, you find out right away if she has any skills... or if she is just another set of holes! |
