Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
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The song always said "Mommas don't let your offspring grow up to be cowboys..." but the parents of these young ladies would be a lot happier if these daughters did grow up to be cowgirls. Instead they can't do much to change the fact that these lovely ladies have decided to be pornstars instead. It's Daddys Worst Nightmare! |