| She got married way too young... you got married to a woman who became a fucking monster right after the ring slid passed her knuckle. That's when your vows quickly became "As soon as she goes to work I'm gonna have my hot Latina neighbor meet me on the back porch for a quick suck and fuck!" That's Latin Adultery... |
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Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
