Every red-blooded male becomes a blubbering buffoon when a big pair of boobs come into his view. But that's no big deal because the last thing he wants to do is talk anyway. So listen up sluts! If you're looking for a quick fuck how about you just zip your lips, take off your shirt, then lay flat down and shout "Bang My Big Tits"! |
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These women are so ancient that their parts ought to be condemned like an old building full of cob-webs! They wanted one last try to get their vaginas pumped out by man meat to see if they can still secrete enough fluid to moisten a lover's shlong... after today they promise to put their pussies away forever. Unless the Grim Reaper wants to fuck them himself! |