Mmm...so you feel like eating some tasty Chinese tonight, and you take out some crusty old menu and start to read through it. Pupu-platter? Nah, you want something less filling. Egg Foo Young? Too greasy. Sum Dum Cunt? Hmm...now that could work, 'cause for some reason you're dick started to tingle when you mouthed that sexy sounding Asian dish. Oriental cunts are juicy, taste great, and leave a fresh clean smell all over your lips! |
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Asian And Hot has the look and feel of a China Town shop in any major city. The merchandise lacks the kind of quality you can find elsewhere at more expensive stores, but it's cheaper and it feels more authentic to buy stuff there than it does to go somewhere more corporate. Keep in mind, if you decide to join Asian And Hot you'll get a discount in price when you go there through The Tongue! |